Episode ABC.1.2: "Rakers"

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Max Headroom: Episode ABC.1.2
Title "Rakers"
Production No. 1.3
UK Air Date NA?
US Air Date 7 Apr 1987
Length 48 minutes
Creative Teleplay by James Crocker and Steve Roberts

Story by James Crocker

Directed by Thomas J. Wright

Edited by Jay Scherberth

Watch for... Martinez drinking beer when he's on flying duty.

Theora's personnel file and tale of her unhappy childhood.

New Tokyo and Novo Zurich. (So, what happened to the old ones?)

Amazing Grace.

Rat meat sellers.

Our first look at tele-politician Simon Peller.

Crew Series Crew, Season 1
Actor Role
Main Cast
Matt Frewer Edison Carter

Max Headroom

Amanda Pays Theora Jones
George Coe Ben Cheviot
Chris Young Bryce Lynch
Jeffrey Tambor Murray
Also Starring
Jere Burns Breugal
Rick Ducommon Mahler
Guest Starring
Virginia Kiser Mrs. Formby
Hank Garrett Gene Ashwell
Lee Wilkof Edwards
J.W. Smith Rik
Howard Sherman Simon Peller
Lee DeBroux Raker Team Manager
Joseph Ruskin Promoter
Wortham Krimmer Jack Friday
Wynn Irwin Dusty
Co-Starring
Arsensio "Sonny" Trinidad Ped Xing
Ricardo Gutiérrez Martinez
B.L. Collins Blond Controller*
Ron D. Ross Second Gambler (Viper's Grandfather)
Kimberly Delfin "Late Report" Announcer
Peter Cohl Shawn Jones
Tain Bodkin "Orbitthon" Announcer*
Brian Libby First Gambler
Doug Hale Maitre D'
Featuring
Bobby Brett  ?
Kawena Charlot Grace (Rik's Bodyguard)
Kedren Zadikov  ?
Jeffrey Weisman  ?
Tabi Cooper Fringer Lookout
David Preston David
Lorilyn Huckstep Winnie (Jones)
Heath Jobes Rake-House Guard
Unknown Cast
 ? "Fresh Start" Terminal Voice
 ? Missile Mike
 ? "Old Friend" Raker
 ? Victorious Raker
 ? Viper
* Tentative role match, pending confirmation.

Unknown roles represent credited cast members.

Unknown cast represent roles with unknown, possibly uncredited actors.

The first episode of the ABC series to be aired was a later production number that shows all the hallmarks of being rushed to completion.

Synopsis

This episode uses the first-cut opening credits, with a score but no dialogue clips.

Subliminal Credits

This episode has the "Fred Raimondi" and "Cliff Ralke" credits in the Zik-Zak montage.

Quotes

  • Max:

"Hi. I'm doing a survey on this kind of mindless violence and its effect on the mind-mind-mind-mindless. Do you believe all that killing is necessary? Does it s-s-s-scare you?"

Raker:

"Me?"

Max:

"Yes! Yes! You with that plank on whee-whee-whee-whee-wheels. What is its effect-t-t-t on you?"

Raker:

"You can see me?"

Max:

"Well. That was a fas-fas-fascinating discussion and I think you've answered my question. Thank you-you-you-you, thank you... for your help."

  • Announcer:

"Kids, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Sport Ochias[?]! This... is... raking!"

  • Promoter:

"Raking is gonna be very, very big!"

Jack Friday:

"And we have a chance to come in on the ground floor, I mean, this could be big! ...bigger than Scumball!"

  • Carter:

"God, I hate waiting for something to happen!"

Martinez:

"Yup!"

  • Murray:

"It's quieter than the grave out there."

Theora:

"What do we have as standby?"

Murray:

"'Producer Dies of Boredom.'"

  • Carter:

"...you may not realize that here in the Fringes, people eat what they can catch."

  • Shawn:

"You never shut up, Winnie. Just like that stupid TV, built with no way to shut you off."

Winnie:

"She's your sister."

Shawn:

"I don't have a sister any more."

  • Theora:

"David? Sit down. Link to Edison Carter."

David:

"Edison Carter? But..."

Theora:

"Don't worry about it."

David:

"Edison Carter? But..."

Theora:

"It's okay - it's dead, there's nothing. You have control."

  • Murray:

"All right, talk to me, somebody... wake me up!"

Max:

"Murray? Murrrrayyy..."

Murray:

"Somebody except Max."

Max:

"Murray..."

  • Max:

"I don't want to keep - I don't want to keep - I don't want to keep chewing on an old bone, but..."

Announcer:

"Missile Mike!"

Max:

"...I'm talking about lives! Just how da-da-da-da-dangerous is this person?"

Murray:

"Does anybody know what he's talking about?"

Max:

"I'm talking about this guy-guy-g-g-guy with the inexhaustible ammunition s-s-s ammunition supply, ninety-nine lives and an urge to use 'em all up!" (battle sounds) That-That-That-That's who I'm talking about!

  • Controller:

"Murray! Murray, we have fish!"

  • Max:

"Why is he trying to find Theora?"

Bryce:

"I guess... because he's fond of her."

Max:

"Is fon-fon-fon-fon is fond the same as... fondle? Fondle?"

Bryce:

"How should I know?"

  • Carter:

"Newsroom surveillance tapes of a controller's output are high-security confidential - they're very sensitive about giving out any of that information."

Console:

(beeps and ticks)

Carter:

"How did this happen?"

Max:

"Maaax. (giggles) It's great. Flip-flop!"

  • Bryce:

"I didn't know Theora had a brother."

Carter:

"Neither did I."

  • 'The Fresh Start' Terminal:

"Good evening, Mr. Carter. What would you like to drink?"

Carter:

"I'll have a scotch with ice, and she'll have a Blizzard."

'The Fresh Start' Terminal:

"One scotch with ice, one Blizzard, coming up."

"We had some excitement after you left, uh, we had a chance at the 'Bureau Burner'... at least, we think it was the Bureau Burner, anyway. Unfortunately, I had Murray sitting in as my controller."

Theora:

"I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is I've been fired."

Carter:

"Murray seems to think so, yeah. But I don't."

"How come you never mentioned you had a brother?"

Theora:

"There are lots of things I've never mentioned about myself. Twelve years spent in state homes cures you of any need to think back on the good old days."

  • Theora:

"My brother and I were separated - I suppose people are more likely to adopt pretty young girls. Anyway, I got lucky and he didn't. He's never forgiven me for leaving him. He wants nothing to do with me."

  • Jack Friday:

"You and I have been, uh, discussin' this rakeboard legislation for several months now. Now, you are gonna help us get it pushed through, aren't you?"

Simon Peller:

"I'm working on it, Jack, really I am, but, uh, you know how slow the decision-making process can be. I'm spending lots of time with my colleagues on the legislature."

Ped Xing:

"Zik-Zak will be investing substantial sums of money in the marketing and promotion of this game, Mr. Peller."

  • Max:

"Forget about that mad bomber jazz and listen up! There's a guy with a gun running amok-mok-mok in a crowd here every afternoon!"

Murray:

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, uh, Max, but that's, uh, 'Missile Mike.' It's one of our children's shows."

Max:

"You're kidding."

  • Murray:

"I'm never going to get used to this. Just because he lives in a TV, he thinks everything is TV!"

  • Max:

"Wel-Wel-Wel-Well, nobody wanted it, so here it is!"

  • Max:

"This is Max Headroom, live on Net-Net-Net-Network 23, because what I want to know is, who's gonna stop this kind of wholesale killing-ing-ing-ing. Killing. It's time the network took a stand - a stand - a stand on this kind of murder. Murder. Murder. Preferably against it."

  • Miss Julia Formby:

"Seems that we have a new and exciting... race game, called...raking. If Jack Friday's right, we may have the biggest thing since ScumBall."

  • Max:

"I sense a prob-prob-prob-problem here! Why the long face? Hmm? Hmm?"

Theora:

"I think I lost my brother."

Max:

"Have you ch-ch-ch-checked your pockets?"

Theora:

"Max, it's not funny."

Max:

"Sorry. Sorry."

  • Max:

"Is there anything I can do to help? I mean, I mean, oh, what domen do when ladies are in distress - distress - distress - distress?"

Theora:

"Run away or... boast, normally."

Max:

"I wonder what Edison would do. He would be: A, concerned; B, anxious; C, distressed and D, sorry."

Theora:

"Yeah; he would also interfere."

  • Grace:

"He's taking a nap."

Carter:

"I'd... like to talk to him."

Grace:

"I said, he's taking a nap. Now, do you want to move along?"

Carter:

"Well... I feel certain he'd talk to me if he wasn't taking a nap, but if he is taking a nap, then I WOULDN"T WANT TO WAKE HIM!"

  • Rik:

"The kid's in trouble. Raking is brutal. The punters bet on survivors, not winners. You get me?"

Carter:

"Yeah, I'm beginning to."

  • Rik:

"Gracie... don't do anybody I wouldn't do. See ya for tea."

Carter:

"You're amazing, Grace!"

  • Announcer:

"The space shuttle orbit-thon got off to a good start today. Over sixty shuttles are now in Earth orbit, and the passengers have pledged over 184 million units towards the privatization of the global satellite..."

Background:

"Rat meat to be had!"

  • Theora:

"Edison, I have him. Turn left."

Carter:

"Nice to have you back!"

Theora:

"Who says I'm back?"

  • Max:

"Hi."

Raker:

"Huh? Oh, it's you again!"

Max:

"Look - look - look, we're old friends! Raking! What's it all about?"

Raker:

"Raking? It's about survival. And that's all I know."

Max:

"You know enough. Thanks-s-s-s-s... old friend."

  • Carter:

"You okay?"

Raker:

"How did you cut me off like that?"

Rik:

"We got friends in high places."

  • Theora:

"Edison, Murray's here. I've told him you have the lead for our feature story this week. Can you give him the angle, please?"

Murray:

"Go ahead."

Carter:

"Raking. It's called a sport. In fact, it's a vicious exploitation of kids who are encouraged to hurt each other for the pleasure of the audience."

Murray:

"All right. Let's run with it."

  • Theora:

"Okay. Now tell me the truth. Is my brother in there?"

Carter:

"Yeah. I'm... afraid he is."

Theora:

"Help him, Edison."

  • Promoter:

"Hi there, Shawn. How ya doin'?"

Shawn Jones:

"I'm fine. Look... I'm fine. I'll go for it, sir. I'll wreck 'em for ya."

Promoter:

"Ah, what spirit! Eh, Dusty? One of raking's finest!"

  • Rik:

"Whaddya want to know now?"

Carter:

"I want to know how to get into that rake track."

Rik:

(laughs)

  • Carter:

"My, oh, my, what a fascinating little gathering. Theora, get Murray."

Murray:

"I'm, uh, I'm here... Peller! Now that's what I call news! All right, stay on it, Edison. I'm going to get Cheviot."

Theora:

"Okay."

  • Promoter:

"Ah... good timing. Novo Zurich confirms Zik-Zak has transferred the funds into our accounts. It seems our presence is no longer required here."

Dusty:

"Yeah, they're Network 23's problem now."

  • Max:

"Hey! *psst!* You look - you look - you look - you look like theman in charge. I'm looking for a new game - som-som-som-som-something with action, excitement and taste... taste... the taste... of blood. Any ideas?"

  • Carter:

"This is Edison Carter, coming to you live and direct..."

Spectator:

"Look out!"

Theora:

"The camera's down, Murray."

  • Max:

(crashes through window) "Ah. Ah. Didn't feel a thing. Ed-Ed-Ed-Edison! ...now what?"

Carter:

"Take it away, Max - it's all yours!"

Max:

"This is Max - Max - Max - Max Headroom live and direct, sitting in for... Edison Carter. We're here in the middle of a rake track, a sport - a sport - a sport - a sport which maliciously exploits young kids who would rather be watching the unlikely exploits of... Missile Mike."

  • Max:

"But as a famous personality once said... I think it was me... enough - enough of Mis - enough of Missile Mike."

  • Shawn Jones:

"I've never seen myself on TV before... but I suppose you get used to it."

Carter:

"Yeah. Eventually. (baby cries) You ever get used to the sound of babies?"

  • Carter:

"Practice could make something perfect!"

  • Max:

"And-And-And I'm going to be back with you on Network 23 after these real-real-real-really exciting messages. So-So sit back and watch - I just can't wait-wait-w-wait to see them!...wake me up when they're finished, willya?"

  • Max:

"Hi... this is M-M-M-Max Headroom on Network 23, and if you thought raking was a vicious game, let me tell you - there are sponsors who'd give both-oth arms to get their hands on that sport!"

  • Max:

"But... in a lighter vein, here are some really sporting off-off-offers on sale now from Network 23. Yes: music! Mu-Mu-Music! Sit back and tap your feet to the best Russian pop music with this really up to the minute Rus-ss-ssian album" '20 Great Funeral Marches!'"

  • Max:

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  • Max:

"Did you know that, in Chinese, there are often more than thirty-thirty-thirty different ways of saying one simple little word? And is that why their population is so big? Chinese men just don't know when to take No... No for an answer!"