Episode CH4.3.2

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Episode CH4.3.2
Title The Max Headroom Show
UK Air Date 13 Jan 1987
US Air Date 15 Aug 1986
Length 30 minutes
Guests Vidal Sassoon
Crew Talk Show Crew
Matt Frewer Max Headroom
The second episode of the second Channel Four season of the Max Headroom talk show featured stylist and entrepreneur Vidal Sassoon.

The MaxRchives contain complete recordings of both the US and UK broadcasts of this episode.

Videos & Segments

  • Max announces the end of the show, as the end credits roll.
  • The regular opening sequence leads us to tonight's game show... Quiz!
    • And game shows have prizes!
    • Only tonight, we'll skip the game and just give the prize to the audience member sitting in the lucky seat!
      • "Roger" wins a four-course steak dinner, served to him right then.
  • Video: The Untouchables, "I Spy"
    • Max interrupts with a long riff on nature and the way male animals work out their aggression, and how stupidly human males do it by comparison.
    • "I Spy" continues.
  • Max riffs about ecology and efficient handling of garbage.
  • John Otway & Willy Barrett: "Headbutts" (comedy sketch of metal singers bashing heads into the mikes)
    • Max in silhouette interrupts to do a confession riff about buying drugs playing videos
    • "Headbutts" continues.
  • And this week, we're in... France!
  • Tenpole Tudor: "Swords of 1000 Men"
    • Max interrupts with what might be his first leader into a commercial break.
    • Brief THE MAX HEADROOM SHOW title card. (It's not clear if this is a real commercial break spot or a Max riff...)
    • "Swords of 1000 Men" continues.
  • More France!
    • "Swords of 1000 Men" continues.
  • Max and his guest Vidal Sassoon talk about:
    • Hair cuts
    • His products
    • Max's style
    • Golf
    • Beauty
    • Human Potential
    • Dying
    • Dyeing hair
* Ledernacken: "Shimmy And Shake"

Notes & Commentary

This episode opens with a signature piece of Max bizarreness: Max giving a sad end-of-the-show farewell over the closing credits. The regular title sequence then runs... and we're into the game show, "Quiz!"

The "Ridley" sidekick doesn't seem to have survived to a second show.

Quotes & Caps

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(Max's speech in this season finally stops using the extreme stuttering and repetition, probably as much for technical, audience and production reasons as because it was getting tiresome. I am still trimming such repetitions to minimum indicators here in the transcriptions.)

  • Max: "Well... well... well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid we've come to the end of our show, and we'd just like to thank you for letting us into your homes t-t-to share some laughs with you, and maybe spread a little happiness... your way. Now, the only thing left for me to say is, we'll call around again very soon, and we hope that you're going to be at home when we ring your bell." (calls offstage: "Can I have some te-te-tears, please!" - tears appear on his cheek "Thank you.") (sobs) "G-g-g-goodnight, everyone. God-god-god bless! I love you! I love you!" (turns blase again "Okay, tears back in the box.") (regular opening credits roll.)
  • Max: "Hi, and a big-big-big welcome to my game, 'Quiz!'" (a chorus sounding like Munchkins sings the Quiz theme song) "Yeah, god, I love it when those short people sing like that! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the spot in the show where we play the game called... Quiz!" (chorus sings theme song again)
  • Max: "Again and again and again and again and again... isn't nature a wonderful thing?"
  • Max: "Y'know, these days there [are] a lot of free-thinking people who are ecology-conscious, and want a clean atmosphere and a world free of litter and waste. And-and-and I understand this, so I'm gonna give you some good advice. Next time you empty your ashtrays, Hoover bags and kitchen waste bins, don't-don't leave it all outside for collection. No, do what everyone else is doing: take it direct to the municipal garbage pitch. You'll find it on the pavement right outside your nearest hamburger or fried chicken takeaway. That's all."
  • Max: [long France riff] " "
  • Max: "Hi. Now there's one thing in every show that I just wouldn't miss for the world... and that's the commercials-the commercials. They really are brilliant. So don't dash off and pour yourself a drink, stay here with me and watch these! Great! Swell! Neat! Fab! Chri-Chri-Christ! ...thank God-thank God for that. ...uh. Time for a break."
  • Max: [long France riff] " "
  • Max: "Now: as you know, stylish, and el-ee-gant are not words that I use lews-lee... unlike 'my modesty,' which I find I use all the time. So, when someone is lucky enough to meet-meet me has enough style and el-ee-gance to fill a whole room, that's when I find other words to say, like 'do you mind leaving the room?' Or, in this case, something like 'who would have thought I'd get VD so soon?' Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Vidal 'I was once a hairdresser' Sassoon!" (The last sentence has Max wearing bizarre hair-scissors glasses.)
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